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 -----Never Trust Wizards----- His hat was tall His eyes were bright "All your ills Will stray tonight All I need's my ancient staff And some gold on your behalf." Then began to cast his spell The words he spoke I could not tell Tiki tiki boom boom tra la lee. The spell of sight I cast on thee. Flikky jikky ding dong tra la lye The burn of brightness in your eye Micky licky rat cat tra la lo Eternal pitch you will now know HA HAAAAAAA WHAJIJIJIJIJIJIWHOO! Blindness I have cursed on you! Colors flashing brilliantly. Magic must be taking shape Painful is this wizardry That burns my eyes tonight As eyelids open searingly "My eyes! My eyes! I cannot see! What's this Wizard done to me?" "Never trust a wizard friend The tricks we play are very old The curse on you shall never end And I'm away with all your gold." Damn you wizard and your game! A curse I swear upon your name! Ra sa sasa chacha cha chi Your sight is gone eternally Ra sa sasa chacha cha cho Your gold is mine and off I go And with that the Wizard's gone. Curse him and his foolish song. Regain my sight, I'll find a way And after that my friend you'll pay By your tricks I won't be fooled A second time you fucking tool. *Lots of random cursing about how much cock the Wizard sucks* |